Etsy, you so great~

Submissions are harshly regulated in an effort to provide both really cool swag but also provide a safe outlet to potential shoppers. Submissions may be rejected if the shop does not have any sales, too many negative reviews, or does not look legitimate.
Submissions may just not make it in, but don’t be offended! There’s a very particular feel/theme for the swag on this blog, and the submish may not quite fit.
Your submission will and may be modified at any time. :) Thanks!
*** Obvious and shameless self-promotion will be ignored. This is not a place for you to generate sales.
If the item in question is found to be yours, expect contact from me about whether or not I will allow it. Please limit one RELEVANT self-promo a month for a suggestion.

**** YOU MUST BE A FOLLOWER TO SELF-PROMOTE. End of story. If you stop following soon after, your listing is taken down.***
Again, not here to get you money!

Its well and good to have really cool and relevant to the blog items, but please have tact. Use your best judgement and make sure the store adheres to the above standards.
Continued non-compliance will result in being blocked, sorry!

** Sorry to even have to post this rule! I wish I didn’t. :( **